Fenkell + David Banner = Florence Factoring

Just got back from Club Maracana with Sky. David Banner was performing at the club which was incredible. Once we got to the club we sat down at our VIP table and began anticipating Banner. Within a few short minutes Banners boys came out and started singing some poop schwaggles. After a five minute delay or so of the schwaggs out came David. He is absolutely jacked and not too good looking but regardless he knows how to be like, "A pimp gets down on the floor." He ventured off the stage shortly there after and ended up next to our booth. Sweating, dripping champagne, and surely monstorous he approached our booth. My boy Mike Klutchin was dancing on top of the VIP booth and soon found himself next to the ginormous monster. Banner proceeded to pour champagne down his throat and asked him to take his shirt off. With no hesitiation off came Klutch's shirt. He danced next to Banner for a minute before he walked off. I got to shake his hand. Regardless though, Klutch's performance was and is one of the single greatest things I've seen abroad or for that matter in general. I sat and watched Klutch basically get hit on by David Banner. The rest of the night is not really comparable to that but I really enjoyed the guy to girl ratio and enjoyed the bouncer who ashed a cigarette on my fucking hand. I sit here on my boy Weitz's bed about to pass out. I head back to Rome tomorrow morning, looking foward to another few great nights out before returning to Barcelona on Saturday for a few days. Soon after as in cinco de Mayo, or Monday May 5th, I head back to America to see Dudley Fenkell and the rest of my family whom I haven't seen in over 5 months. Nuff Nuff. Vajjj factory.

Italy Chillz Factoring con Sky

So I sit in my apartment now minus Coop Roll Up, Smook By the Foot, and Shashu. Then there were 2. Sky and myself are in the apt all by ourselves. Im brainstorming, pondering just reminiscing all the incredible life long memories I shared with so many new people that I met here abroad. Its sad when you think about it but then it hits me that I accomplished my goal here. Network and spread Fenkelleryageage. So many people now understand my purpose behind my lingo and behind me in general. I started PutinFenkell with the intention of sharing my moments abroad with my family and friends. Now I look at the site and I see over 20,000 hits in just over 4 months. Yes, it is crazy but trust me I don't let it get to my head because like Kat Williams says in his Pimp Chronicles Part 1, "I only mess with ******* who keep getting better and better and better". This is exactly what I am trying to do.

I leave in 5 hours for Rome and Florence and maybe Sicily or Venice depending on how Wachler and I feel while were there. I've yet to visit Italy and I'm told by many who have visited there that it's wild and that I have my work cut out for me in my conquest of spreading Fenkelleryageage globally.

Last night at Pacha was absolutely insane. We showed up there at like 3am a little late but still able to get into the VIP. Again, we got JD an Coca Cola. It wasn't as packed as usual due to the departure of many CEA students headed back to America. Still though, many good kids showed up for one last hurrah. Jordan Klieman was even there. I mean seeing a sibling there only made me upset that Joel nor Jeffrey made it but then again it ain't cheap coming out here. We stayed at Pacha till closing at like 7am. From there we ventured off to Hotel Arts with the intent of eating their outstanding breakfast. I went with Snate, Fanyi, and Sha. We arrived at the Arts only to find out that they had a rule change regarding those who are not guest eating there. I sat and spoke to their manager for 10 mniutes regarding my displeasure with this decision considering the fact that I've eaten there a few times already and that its my last night to eat there. It didn't work. So we came back to our apt and I passed out at roughly 10am. I woke up today at 9pm. Took my luggage over to our boys place to store it there while I'm gone in Italy. I arrive back here in Barcelona next Saturday and leave the following Monday.

I will do my best to update my trip to Italy and what I'm doing there. I really appreciate all those who support me and give a shit about what I have to say. Please keep up the good work and remember that I'm not the only one who can spread Fenkelleryageage. Chillz Factory members or just people in general, I mean it can't hurt.

I'll keep doing big things in small places.

Closing times open all the doors..

As I sit at my boy Shashu's computer I'm forced to ask myself three questions. First of all, why the hell am I using Sha's computer. Well, it fucking stopped working a few months ago which also explains why I havent been able to write/update as much as I have wanted to. Second question, why am I feeling 50 50 about leaving Spain and going back to America May 5th. Well, most importantly I get to see Dudley, and my fajjj, majjj, and recent 18 year old brother as of April 23rd, 2008, Jeffrey Fenkell, I've got the new Blackberry Curve waiting for me at home, I also have to ability to order a Spicy Crunch Wrap Supreme and a Cheesy Gordita Crunch whenever I want. Last question, why can't I find a girl who apprecaites Craig? Well theres no answer to that but hopefully someday I'll find one.

I am currently sitting on my couch for one of the last times. Yeah its a sad situation that I am going home but its just another stage of my life and one always needs to move foward and keep gettin better and better and better. One important note. Enjoy your god damn life.

I live a very tough one. Rome/Florence on Sunday. Ohhhhh dear..

I will have a post before I head to Rome and Florence by tomorrow.

Tuff Beavers 4 Life

PACHA FACTORING sounds pretty E P I C to ME

Rough night. Went out to one of the craziest night clubs I've ever had a celebrity appearance at. Spent the night in the VIP. Wasted a good amount of money on 3 bottles. Some Tequila, Vodka, and JD. As a JD fan I have to admit that I did get my fair share but not 55 euros worth. Some true legends were in town for the weekend. Employee of the month Brendan Weitz, Jared "Gafas De Sol" Siegel, Mike Klutch, and some others. 

FYI the Detroit Lions Soccer Team comprised of Romanof, Larry, Donny, Sky, Shashu, Fanyi, and myself lost in the finals. We gave a great effort though. We got a nice size trophy which sits on a mantle in our living room in the apt. Not only did we pop champagne on the pitch and drink out of the trophy but we had a ton of fans there taking pictures and spreading the Lion roar. Great season, great fun, E P I C. 

Back to Pacha now. I met a few really sexy girls that I enjoyed dancing with and holding hands. DJ played solid music throughout the night. I showed up at Pacha around 2am. From the VIP entrance one must walk down a stairwell. Whenever I walk down stairs in general I always hold onto the bars or railing. Before I knew it I found myself with black paint all over my fucking hands. Definately upset but you live and you learn. Didn't hear any Craig David from the DJ also upsetting. When I left the club I got a shirt compliments of Wachler and Associates. I took a cab back with my boy Sagr. Great story to go along with that though. When we entered the cab the driver said something in Spanish that rhymed. Once I heard that I jokingly kept rhyming in English to it. Within five seconds Sagr started dropping a beat. The cab driver looked behind at us with a halarious look on his face. We ended up doing this the whole 15 minute cab ride home. Once we arrived at my apt I passed out faster than Michael Johnson ran the 100 yard dash in the mid 90's. 

I just booked my flight to Rome. I will be headed to Rome on Sunday the 27th of April, spending sunday night in Rome. Monday through Thursday I'll be in Florence. Friday through Sunday back in Rome. Flying back to Barcelona on Sunday spending two more nights in Barcelona in a nice hotel with Sky. Tuesday May 5th, Fenkell will be headed back to America. I will be seeing my families new condo for the first time. The day I left to come to Barcelona my family was moving out of our house. Should be nutty. Nuff Nuff. 

Chronz Bonz.com

Beautiful Thursday night in Barcelona. Last night my futbol team, The Lions, played in the Semi-Finals against a solid squad whom we already lost our only game to. Came out strong. Had the first three goals. It was tied 3-3 at half. We won 5-3. Headed to the finals next Wednesday. I'm sporting the playoff beard the best of my abilities. I went out last night to Romanof place to pre-game and celebrate our W. Ended up at Otto Zutz for a spectacular night out. Came back to my place and passed out. Im pretty sore today but its all in good fun. Tongiht is a big night on TV in the Sports world. Masters, Red Wings, Frozen Four, and the Tigers. Come on people life is looking good right now. Now just if the stock market would do something. I will keep posting some great stories. Im doing my best to write about past trips but I'm very busy with school here. Yes I do do work but only when I'm Fenkell on weekdays.